What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between reddit and resturant ?

Restaurants have better servers.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.