What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.