What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

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What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)