What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.