What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo