What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)