What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

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What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.