What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant