What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

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No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.