Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting