Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting