Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting