Because he lost his marbles.
An amber alert was issued
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
A dead bird
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
Because they kept falling through his hands.
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls