Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long