What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ?

Clare your throat before you speak !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Lee Jokes More Lee Jokes

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out.

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

General Lee Jokes More General Lee Jokes

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.