What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.