What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Lee Jokes More Lee Jokes

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee?

spontaneously

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

General Lee Jokes More General Lee Jokes

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny