Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

Where do you put the Duke?

In the duke box!