Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

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Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.