Collar Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

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Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

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Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Environmentalist Jokes More Environmentalist Jokes

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

10 Year Jokes More 10 Year Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!