Collar Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

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Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

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Environmentalist Jokes More Environmentalist Jokes

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

Eggplant Jokes More Eggplant Jokes

Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Collar Id Jokes More Collar Id Jokes

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.