Collar Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

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Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Where will the Womens World Cup final be held?

Kitchen Stadium

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

10 Year Jokes More 10 Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Collared Green Jokes More Collared Green Jokes

What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail?

Collared Greens'

What do you call a green polo shirt?

Collared greens

Environmentalist Jokes More Environmentalist Jokes

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail?

Collared Greens'

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure