What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.