What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

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Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.