What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?