What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."