What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams