What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?

A bellerina !

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams