What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

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