What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!