Costume Jokes

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

You might also enjoy:

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket in disguise.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

Alpaca Jokes More Alpaca Jokes

What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.