Costume Jokes

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Strong Suit Jokes More Strong Suit Jokes

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

Robbin ' Hood Jokes More Robbin ' Hood Jokes

Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."