What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family of Orthopaedic doctors ?

A Joint family.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's funnier than a dead baby?

Dead baby in clowns costume.

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.