What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.