What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What's even worse than five dead babies in a dustbin?

One dead baby in five dustbins.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

How do you make a rabbit fast?

Don't feed it.