What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

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What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

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Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c: