What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

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Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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