What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it