What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What is the most painful Russian dance?

Tchaikovsky's .

What to you call a Russian flea ?

A Moscow-ito !

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.