What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

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What do you call a sick russian?

A sicka blyat

What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.