How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'