How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man?

Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Factory Worker Jokes More Factory Worker Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal