How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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What's the difference between a redneck, and a SJW?

A redneck's trigger actually does something

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Factory Worker Jokes More Factory Worker Jokes

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'