How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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Eggs get laid at least once.

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The Amazon River actually has sails.

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'