How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

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Chronic-logically.

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

Factory Worker Jokes More Factory Worker Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.