What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

Amazon Prime Jokes More Amazon Prime Jokes

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.