What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

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What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

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What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!