What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.