What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!