Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
Do I hand my life in
Because they have a limited view of life.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
With a crowbar.
It lays eggs
Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.
You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)
A tachyon walks into a bar.
Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.
Depends on how thick you slice 'em.
It was Oak, Eh!
