What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Hardwood Flooring Jokes More Hardwood Flooring Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!