Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read