Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

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Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

What did the radiographer call her daughter?

Imogen

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.