Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

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Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Behave Jokes More Behave Jokes

What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?

Behave or Frankenswine will get you."