Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What did the radiographer call her daughter?

Imogen

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What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!