What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Why so long face?

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

What is a homophobe's favorite fruit?

Cant-elope.