What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D