Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.