Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.