Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".