Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.