Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

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Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.