Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

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Why are old balloons cheaper than new balloons?

Because of inflation

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals