Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.