Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

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Why are old balloons cheaper than new balloons?

Because of inflation

Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.

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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.