Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

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How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

Why does Gru speak with an accent?

Because he's Arminion.

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

Wink Jokes More Wink Jokes

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*