Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Accent Jokes More Accent Jokes

Why does Gru speak with an accent?

Because he's Arminion.

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

Wink Jokes More Wink Jokes

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals