Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

Accent Jokes More Accent Jokes

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

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Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

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Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.