Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
A Harry Potter
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
A hens nights
A balloon animal!
Because he's Arminion.
Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
My zipper
Jesus: *winks at camera*
