Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Accent Jokes More Accent Jokes

Why does Gru speak with an accent?

Because he's Arminion.

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

Wink Jokes More Wink Jokes

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."