Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
You only need one nail to hang the painting.
You need to get ahead of lettuce
Bigfoot is occasionally sighted
A: A barber.
CuNO3!
It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)
A balloon animal!
With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.
Because he's Arminion.
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
Yeah.
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
Jesus: *winks at camera*
He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."