Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.