Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber