Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

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Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!