Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

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What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes?

I dino-bore! . I'm sorry.

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

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What are feminists best at in mathematics?

TRIGGER-nometry

Whats a Feminist's favorite math subject?

Triggerednometry

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Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.