Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"