Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

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What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists