What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this may be difficult to hear..."