What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.