What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!