What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What did the doctor call his new metal band?

Inflamed