What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!