What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients