What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

How many men does it take to moderate /r/MensRights ?

None. There are no there.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist