What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor