What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

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What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.