What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

What did the man say to the giant squid?

What's kraken JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

Urine Trouble Jokes More Urine Trouble Jokes

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

What do you say to someone with a bladder problem?

Urine trouble.