What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.

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What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

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What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.