What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.