What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

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Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

What do you call a drug-addicted vampire?

Crackula

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Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"