What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!