What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

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How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

Where do most black people work?

In jail

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.