What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.