How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match?

Because he will always fold.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

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Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami