Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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it's must-up ..

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

impasta

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.