Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

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What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

impasta

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.