Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.
Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.
It ran out of juice.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Poverty.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
Because they're inbred.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.
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