How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

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How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.