What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"