What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"