What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"