Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

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Their peckers are on their heads.

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And why is she wearing my underpants

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

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Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

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A jet propelled elephant !

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.