How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!