How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY