How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!