Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

Underpant Jokes More Underpant Jokes

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.