Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

Underpant Jokes More Underpant Jokes

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom