Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

Underpant Jokes More Underpant Jokes

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.