What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

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Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.