What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What do you call a potato that's high?

A baked potato.(http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaicaimages/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)

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What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9