What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

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What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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Why was 9 afraid of 20?

28 29's

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.