A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)
My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
An amputater
A dictator.
28 29's
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.