What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?

Unsightly facial hare!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8