What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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Why was 9 afraid of 20?

28 29's

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)