What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

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Whats Orange and bad for your teeth?

a brick

Whats a frogs favourite game ?

It's croak-et !

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When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.