What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

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Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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What do you call?

What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A wonkey!!

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.