It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)
I dont know and I dont care.
A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.
A Def Leppard.
The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.
What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A wonkey!!
Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.