What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

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What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Why was 9 afraid of 20?

28 29's

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What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!