Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

What u call a black woman with 7 abortions?

Crimefighter

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...