Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...