Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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Why was 9 afraid of 20?

28 29's

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...