Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

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What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....