Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

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What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.