Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

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What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.