Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

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Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

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Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

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What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!