What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

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6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What has 6 legs and goes "Ho da do, Ho da do Ho da do?

Hodor?

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him