What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

Previous Random Joke Next

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.