All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
Raise a family.
The punchline.
The 4/10 cookie
Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."
Because jokes aren't apparent.
Nacho chips
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
This is non-cents!
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Medium.
