What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

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Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Candy Bar Jokes More Candy Bar Jokes

How does a candy bar laugh?

It snickers

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.