Candy Bar Jokes

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

How does a candy bar laugh?

It snickers

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar?

A payday

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why aren't midgets attention whores?

Cause they know they're important.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

6 Year Old Jokes More 6 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Snicker Jokes More Snicker Jokes

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Cherry Jokes More Cherry Jokes

What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!