Candy Bar Jokes

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

How does a candy bar laugh?

It snickers

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

What's ISIS's favourite band?

Koran Koran.

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Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

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What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"

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Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

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Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

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What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar?

A payday

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.