Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

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Payday Jokes More Payday Jokes

What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar?

A payday

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.