Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar?

A payday