What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her?

Because she's Transparent.

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

What does Belathor call his balls?

His treasures.

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Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend

What's faster than light?

Darkness, my old friend.