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How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !