What do you do meet an old friend?

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

How do you make a blind moan?

Kick him in the balls

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Old Friend Jokes More Old Friend Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend