What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

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How much of northern Canada is livable?

Nunavut*

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.