What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

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Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

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What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.