What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

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What is a Canadian's favorite board game?

Sorry!

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

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How much of northern Canada is livable?

Nunavut*

How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.