What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

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Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

she hits women

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it